2001-12-24 | 12:47 p.m.
old glory

so i'm at my parents' house and my little sibs are hanging out in the next room. i peek in and my little bro is wearing this shirt with giant red and white stripes over the shirt he already had on.

me: what are you wearing?
tim: clothes.
me: isn't that mom's shirt?
tim: [singing] yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

[about a half hour passes]

tim: hey, meg!
me: what?
tim: [holding a blue pillow with white flowers on it over his right shoulder, singing] my country, 'tis of thee...
me: ahahahahahahahahaha

merry christmas!