2005-01-19 | 12:57 p.m.
man, you're old

dear jeffrey,

coach mcguirk wants to wish you happy birthday. he wrote you a song.

go ahead, coach.

Coach McGuirk: (singing)

Jolly jeepers, ain't it great.
Jeffrey's turnin' twenty-eight... er, seven.
Eat some ice cream, eat some cake.
Jolly jeepers, ain't it great.

(speaking)

Wow. That sucked. Here's some beer.